You’re blinking blind, mate! You got these cracking ideas, brighter than the queen’s jewels, but you’re acting like a right plonker ignoring them. It’s high time you stop faffing about and start turning that gusto and talents of yours into a bit of dosh, innit? If you find yourself in some stiff job interview, don’t let your trousers down. Flaunt them special skills of yours like a peacock on the pull. Keep your peepers on the prize, you numpty. And remember, mate, your lucky charm is a stiff upper lip and the number 7. But don’t go using it as a pick-up line at the pub – you’ll end up looking like a right muppet.

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