Oi, brace yerself love! Some nutter at work’s about to stir the pot, causing more chaos than a cat in a pigeon coop. They’ll be hollering for your help like a lost lamb and, blimey, won’t they be a right pain in the arse when it comes to work bobbins, social shenanigans, or their sniffles! Finding a solution that doesn’t cause a riot will test your creativity more than a Banksy in a beige room. Your lucky charm? A rubber duck. Just because when things go tits up, at least you can say, “Well, at least I’m not a bloody duck.”

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