Well, blow me down with a feather, today’s kicking off like a dog with two tails. You’re getting the green light to crack on with a fancy new ambition of yours. Dream’s about to be as real as the Queen on a fiver, so pull up your socks and get stuck in. But don’t get too cocky, sunshine. Just like a curry on a hot day, there’s a few wobbles headed your way, particularly if you end up having a barney with the head honcho or some other jumped-up git. As for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. Why? Because like you, it floats through crap with a smile on its face. So, keep it handy, it might just save your bacon one of these days.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!