You’re as bamboozled as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles over recent shenanigans, love. You’ve been handed more interpretations of the same cock-up than a mime at a sign language convention. What you need is a good old chinwag about this pickle, with the kind of detail reserved for the Queen’s butler counting her silver spoons. Once you’ve chewed over the chat and swallowed the bitter pill of truth, you’ll have a clue what the bloody hell’s going on. Then, darling, it’s your turn to help the others to understand your point of view, like explaining the offside rule to a Yank! Your lucky charm is a one-legged pigeon. It’s got the knack of always landing on both feet, much like yourself, even though it only has one. Makes you think, doesn’t it? Or maybe it just makes you laugh, either way, it’s a lot more entertaining than your current conundrum!

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