Oi, you’ve got your knickers in a right twist over work, haven’t you? It’s got you more wound up than a corkscrew at a wine tasting. Your gut is acting up worse than a diva on a diet, so it’s about time you gave it a bit of a breather. Maybe have a chinwag with a foodie expert, unless you think your diet’s only missing a bloody gin and tonic. Lucky charm: A bottle of antacid. Might not be as flashy as a four-leaf clover, but it’s likely to be more useful after your next stress-induced curry binge.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!