Right now, you’re about as keen to wrestle with family dramas or work malarkey as you would be to play a game of chess with a chimp. You’ve got less energy than a narcoleptic sloth and the thought of massaging the egos of the usual suspects is as appealing as a bikini wax in the Arctic. Stick to your bog-standard duties where things are as complicated as a cheese sandwich. After that, treat yourself to a quiet night in, as exciting as watching paint dry, and hit the sack early. Oh, and here’s a cheeky tip: A four-leaf clover is considered lucky, but I reckon it’s just nature’s way of showing off its origami skills. Get yourself one, and if you’re lucky, it might just keep you awake through your thrilling evening plans.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!