You’re about as keen on sticking to the same old guff as a vegan is on a bacon butty. You’re gagging for a bit of spice in your life, aren’t ya? And I don’t mean another dodgy curry on a Friday night. In your downtime, you’ll be hot on the trail of something a bit different, a bit risque, perhaps. But, crikey, there’s always some sourpuss trying to rain on your parade, isn’t there? Could be your other half, could be that annoying flatmate who never changes the loo roll. They’re all, “Oh, I don’t think you should…”, but you’re not having any of it, are ya? Stand your ground, mate. You’re as entitled to your opinion as a pigeon is to crap on a statue. And for your lucky nugget of wisdom: Remember, a bird in the hand makes a great excuse for not doing the washing up. Just make sure you’ve got a good grip on it… we wouldn’t want any “accidents” now, would we?

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