Cor! That old chum of yours is becoming a right royal pain in the arse, ain’t they? Always poking their nose in your business like a randy dog in a butcher shop. You’re gonna have to do something about it, sunshine. You see, as your bond has grown, they’ve conveniently forgotten that you’re not Siamese twins, and you have a life outside their constant prying eyes. If you feel your privacy is being trampled on like a free bar at a wedding, it’s high time you put your foot down before it turns into a bigger kerfuffle. A little birdie told me your lucky colour this week is neon yellow. Now, I’m not saying you should dress up like a highlighter, but a little dash here and there might just keep your nosy friend at bay. Or at least, it’ll make you so blindingly bright they won’t dare to look your way.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!