Oh, darling, brace yourself. A vague acquaintance, or someone you wouldn’t recognise if they were wearing a flashing hat and singing ‘God Save the Queen’, is about to pop up, begging for a bit of help or guidance. Now, you’re not born yesterday and might be thinking, “Are they taking the mickey?” Well, honey, just take it bit by bit like a rationed wartime spam sandwich. The more you discover about them, the more you’ll sniff out if they’re genuine or if they’re trying to pull a fast one. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But remember love, finding one of these is as likely as a sunny day in Manchester, so don’t go putting all your eggs in that basket!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!