Your old chum, who’s been up in your grill for donkey’s years, has some nifty brainwaves and is about to spill the beans on some rather juicy plots for the time ahead. At first, you might be more wary than a nun at a nudist beach, but the more you mull it over, the more it dawns on you that they’ve got your number better than a stalker with a telescope. Lucky charm: A tea bag. Yes, you heard it right. It’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot but hey, it might just soak up some of that bad luck you’ve been swimming in lately.

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