Oi, you stubborn mule, you don’t ‘ave to do everything by your lonesome, you know. Even though you’d rather eat your own socks than ask for ‘elp, sometimes it’s the only way to get ahead – especially when it comes to the dosh. Success ain’t about who you know, it’s about who owes you a favour, and this ain’t about being a two-faced git. Lucky Charm: A haggis. I know, it sounds bonkers, but trust me on this one. It’s either that or a four-leaf clover, and last time I checked, those don’t come with a side of mashed neeps and tatties. Enjoy!

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