Some blabbermouth is going to chuck a hush-hush at you, mate. You’ll be squirming like a worm on a hook, but bless your cotton socks, you’ll keep it under your hat. Just remember, loose lips sink ships, and in your case, submarines too. Now, you’ve got this bloody muddle of a project giving you the runaround, haven’t you? Well, your mate, the one with the golden touch, is going to lend you a hand. You’re a bit of a wally, aren’t ya? But don’t worry, this chum of yours will have you sorted out quicker than a curry house doing a Friday night takeaway. As for your little lucky charm, how about a four-leaf clover? I bet you couldn’t find one of those even if it was growing out your backside. But hey, you never know, you might get lucky if you sit in a field of clovers long enough. Just watch out for the cow pats, love.

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