Cor blimey, you’re positively beaming like Blackpool illuminations, ain’t ya? You’re all antsy in your pants, expecting some sort of flaming revelation about that cockamamie scheme or proposal you’ve been harping on about. And what’s the occasion today, the end of February? Well, aren’t you just a chuffed cherub, surrounded by all the love and luck you could shake a stick at. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Why the hell not, mate? Maybe it will stop you from coming up with any more bloody daft ideas.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!