Have you taken a moment to mull over your main aims and game plan, darling? This is the only way you’ll know if you’re actually chasing the right cat up the right tree, or just another numpty going around in circles like a dog after its own tail. You’re finally starting to realise that life isn’t all tea and scones, and it’s time to put your big boy/girl pants on. And while you’re at it, make sure those pants match your partner’s, unless you fancy living out a bad rom-com scene. Your lucky charm this week, my dear, is a good old cup of builder’s tea. It might not make your dreams come true, but at least it’ll keep you awake long enough to have a crack at them. And remember, the darker the brew, the stronger the clue!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!