Listen up, mate, you’ve got more proposals than a desperate single on a reality TV show. Your biggest cock-up is convincing those stuffed-shirt bigwigs to play ball. Might be smart to have a quick chinwag with a few of ’em, slip a few ideas into their noggins before they all gather for the next tedious meeting. Then, once they’ve made their minds up, get stuck in quicker than a Kardashian spotting a camera. Now, your lucky charm? A rubber duck. Don’t ask why, just trust me. Smuggle it into that meeting and when things get rough, give it a squeeze. It’ll be like squeezing the head of whoever’s giving you aggro, but less likely to get you sacked.

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