You’d be gobsmacked by the utter shenanigans you could pull off when you join forces with a bunch of smart alecks. It’s enough to make you feel chuffed to bits, ain’t it? Your fancy tricks’ll have all your mates doffing their caps, as it’ll be your hard graft that gets the wheels turning for the rest of the motley crew to strike gold. And now for your lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. But remember, if you’re relying on a bit of foliage for good fortune, you might be more bonkers than we first suspected.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!