Well, love, let me tell ya, it’d be as easy as falling off a log to get sucked into a project that tickles your fancy. But for goodness sake, don’t go diving head first into the deep end without your rubber ring. Do a bit of Sherlocking first, you know, like Columbo but with less raincoat and more sense. And listen here, if some cheeky chancer is trying to rush you into making a whopper of a decision on the spot, it’s about as subtle as a fart in a lift. There’s a good chance they’re trying to pull the wool over your eyes, or worse, they’re nicking your biscuits while you’re not looking. Oh, and your lucky phrase for the day? “Fortune favours the brave, but idiocy sponsors the hospital.” So, go ahead and be brave, but don’t be an idiot. They’ve got enough on their plate without you lobbing bread at the ducks without a care in the world.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!