Oi, there’s a sly fox on your radar, ain’t there? Some sneaky sod’s been playing hide-the-biscuit and it’s causing a right kerfuffle. You know they’re about as honest as a politician at election time, and it’s getting your knickers in a twist because they’re more stubborn than a mule in mud about fessing up. The pressure’s building up like a curry night at the pub and it’s likely to cause a stink that’ll be harder to clear than trying to clean up after Glastonbury. Now, here’s your lucky charm: a rubber duck. Yes, you heard right. It might sound bonkers, but that little yellow bugger is gonna keep you afloat in this sea of deception. Just remember, ducks look calm on the surface, but they’re paddling like mad beneath. So, keep your cool, keep paddling and let ’em know: you’re no one’s mug! And if they ask about the duck, just tell ’em it’s your new partner in crime-solving. Now, wouldn’t that quack ’em up!

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