“Oi, pull your head out of your arse for a moment, would ya? You know, there’s a slim chance that someone else might actually have a better bloody idea than you. Shocking, I know, but try not to keel over in surprise! So, if some poor sod tries to suggest a different way of doing things, don’t dismiss them out of hand, love. Give their idea a bit of a ponder, you never know, you might learn something new. You might even find a quicker way to get things done, which’ll leave you more time for faffing about. Imagine that!” Lucky Charm: “You know what they say, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ But if the doctor is cute, bugger the fruit! So, keep an apple on your desk, not because it might bring you luck, but because you can chuck it at anyone who annoys you.”

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