“Oi, you’ve gone off the rails with your love life or your career shenanigans, haven’t you? Well, don’t just sit there like a pudding in a clown’s pants, remember you can always put a spanner in the works and change it all. You’re not some wide-eyed sheep just following the herd; instead, get off your arse and throw your own party, maybe even take a detour down a different path. And remember, like a bad curry, it’s never too late to change direction.” Right then, here’s your lucky bit for the day: Your lucky number is 13. Unlucky for some, but not for you my friend. So, put a bet on that number and if you win, don’t forget who gave you the tip, alright?

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