Blimey, you’re suddenly all ears about the family drama, real estate, and what colour to paint the loo. Makes a change from watching paint dry, doesn’t it? Granted, people are as interested in your thoughts as a cat is in a cucumber, but somehow, your suggestive powers are working like magic. You’re as persuasive as a telemarketer at dinner time! You’re going on about some issue like a dog with a bone, and it’s not half bad. The only fly in the ointment is that weirdo next door who’s having a mood swing large enough to put Tarzan to shame, leaving you more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why? Because even when it’s up to its neck in hot water, it still manages to float on. A bit like you with your family drama, right?

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