Your love life’s currently a bigger mess than the Brexit negotiations, ain’t it? You’ve found yourself at the crossroads of Emotion Junction and Tissue Avenue. Be prepared, love, you’ve got more decisions to make than a chocoholic in a Cadbury’s factory. What tickles your fancy might just be as appealing to your other half as a wet weekend in Skegness. There’s a chance for a meet-in-the-middle, but it’s going to be about as easy as finding a decent cuppa in the States. Now, here’s a cheeky tip for you, you lucky devil: Wear a pair of red knickers next time you have to make a big decision. They say it brings good luck, although it might just make your bum look like a baboon’s backside. But who knows, some people are into that.

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