Kick-starting a new venture will be about as smooth as a hedgehog’s backside, but chin up! There’ll be a helping hand, or maybe even two, if you’re lucky enough to find someone who can stand your mug. Now, you might be tighter than a duck’s arse when it comes to spilling the beans on some recent tomfoolery, but playing your cards too close to your chest could cause a right kerfuffle. So, quit faffing about and spill the tea from the get-go, you slippery eel! Now, here’s a wee bit of “lucky” advice for you: “If you want to keep secrets, try whispering to a deaf horse.” Just remember, the only time this skill would come in handy is if you’re planning on becoming a horse whisperer. And, if you are, well, best of luck with all that horse manure, you’re going to need it!

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