You don’t need to flog your wallet to death to find a bit of happiness, mate. You’ve never been the type to demand the moon on a stick, have you? A chinwag with your mates, a casual stroll around your manor, or pretending to understand modern art at a gallery should tickle your fancy today. Keep that plastic fantastic tucked away, love, you’re not Richard Branson. Your lucky charm? A moth-eaten old sock. Why, you ask? Because it’s just like you – doesn’t cost a penny, a bit whiffy, but surprisingly comforting.

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