Alright, love, grab your knickers and hold on to your monocle, you’re in for a right giggle. That group hootenanny you’ve been sweating your socks off for is about to wrap up like a drunk on a Friday night, all smiles and spontaneous karaoke. Meanwhile, your love life’s as balanced as a one-legged ballerina on a greased up tightrope. Keep your peepers peeled for any monkey business concerning your shared goodies, else you might find yourself up the creek without a paddle. Seems like someone you’ve trusted has been as honest as a politician at election time. Your lucky phrase for the day is “Close shave, mate!” – you’ll need it when the fibber in question tries to do a runner with your grandmother’s silverware. And remember, nothing says “I’m onto you” like a well-placed wink and a knowing smirk.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!