Well, ‘ello there, love. You’ve been nattering away with your chums, ain’t ya? Makes you realise you’ve hit the jackpot with that lot, doesn’t it? A right bunch of diamonds they are. Now, you and your better half, you’re having a chinwag about getting serious, aren’t ya? Like a proper commitment, not just a curry on a Saturday night. Got your head spinning like a waltzer, has it? You might need a bit of a time-out, a moment for a cuppa and a think. Lucky for you, your lucky phrase is “A stitch in time saves nine.” Sounds like a load of tosh, but it’s about fixing problems before they get bigger. So, think of it as advice for your love life, not just your knitting. And remember, if all else fails, you can always blame it on the dog.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!