Your purse strings are more stretched than Madonna’s face on a good day! Just like her, you seem to be haemorrhaging cash faster than a drunk sailor in a casino. But before you start pushing the panic button like it’s a buzzer on Britain’s Got Talent, hold your horses. You’ve managed to suss out the problem: you’re shelling out dosh like you’re the bloody Queen. The good news is, you’re not completely up the creek without a paddle. It’s time to start slashing your expenses, like a discount supermarket. Sure, it’s a right royal pain in the arse to see your hard-earned wonga disappearing faster than a plate of biscuits at a Weight Watchers meeting. But chin up, you can regain some semblance of control, even if it’s about as much control as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. Lucky Phrase: “A penny saved is a penny earned.” And in your case, love, you might want to start picking up pennies off the street. It could be the start of your new fortune.

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