Sheesh, there’s a nutter at your work who’s causing more havoc than a bull in a china shop; they’re cocking up left, right and centre. It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion. This numpty’s muck-ups are going to uncover problems bigger than Boris Johnson’s hair on a windy day. This could hit you right in the wallet or jeopardise your cushy job, so keep your peepers open, love. You’ll find more past gaffes popping up than photos of Prince Harry in Vegas. Your lucky charm? A blindfold to shield your eyes from the impending disaster. You might not stop the cock-up, but at least you won’t have to watch it unfold. It’s like ‘Bird Box’, but with fewer monsters and more ineptitude.

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