Listen up, darling! You know very well when to whip out your patience card, not just to save your own skin, but also to help those poor souls around you. You’re dealing with somebody who has the patience of a toddler on a sugar high, no matter what the circumstance. Don’t even bother trying to explain, just distract them – a shiny object usually does the trick. It�s the only way to avoid a full-blown, foot-stomping, hair-pulling tantrum. We don’t want any of those, do we? Now, here’s your bit of luck for the day. Your lucky colour is red, as fiery and shocking as Joan Rivers’ last face lift. Wear it and maybe you’ll look half as fabulous.

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