You’ve been slaving away like a Victorian chimney sweep with asthma, haven’t you? And what have you got to show for it? About as much progress as a snail on a treadmill. However, don’t chuck your dummy out the pram just yet. You’ve been about as stubborn as a mule with a grudge, and it’s starting to pay off. Brace yourself, darling. Much like a pensioner discovering the joys of Viagra, things are about to perk up. You’ll soon be rolling in the rewards of your hard graft, just like a pig in muck. Lucky charm: A rabbit’s foot. Not so lucky for the rabbit, mind you. It’s probably hopping mad.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!