The stars are chuckling at you today, love! There’s a high likelihood of your pockets getting a bit of a bulge. Could be from a wee flutter, a tiny tickle in your wages, or Auntie Maud kicking the bucket and leaving you her stash of gold doubloons. Either way, you’ll be chuffed to bits with whatever drops in your lap. Having a bit more dosh to shake about is as welcome as a fart in a lift, giving you the liberty to splash out on something daft without fretting about the boogie man lurking around the corner. Lucky tip for you, darling: Always keep a horseshoe handy. Not only can it bring you good fortune, but it can also serve as a handy weapon when the tax man comes knocking. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets a horseshoe to the face.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!