You’re in a right old pickle, ain’t ya? Having a bit of a ‘who am I?’ moment. Your dreams, lifestyle, and your entanglements with the opposite sex – or same, we don’t judge – are under the microscope. You’re peering at them like a peeping Tom at a nudist beach. This bout of navel-gazing will help you figure out what really tickles your fancy and what you want to put your nose to the grindstone for in the year to come. By the by, your lucky phrase is “Bollocks to it!” Use it liberally, especially when things go pear-shaped. Remember, it’s not just a phrase, it’s a lifestyle choice. Use it as a mantra when you’re up the creek without a paddle, and you’ll find it’s as comforting as a cuppa on a cold day. And if anyone complains, just tell them you’re embracing your British heritage.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!