Today, your brood’s hogging the limelight like a diva with a new facelift. You might have to chuck your “me-time” out the window for a wee nipper who’s got less get-up-and-go than a sloth on Valium. But darling, you’ve always been more imaginative than a drag queen’s wardrobe, so you’ll pull out a heap of jolly japes to keep the little moppet entertained. And here’s a lucky charm for you, love – a four-leaf clover. But remember, it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot if you don’t actually bother to look for it. Just like your waistline, eh?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!