You’ve been darting around like a moth in a lamp shop, doling out your energy to every Tom, Dick and Harry who bats an eyelid in your direction. You’re so knackered, you’d struggle to blow out a birthday candle. Take a moment, love, and realise you’re not the bloody NHS – it’s time to put your feet up and give your health a thought or two. Remember, you can’t pour from an empty teapot. Here’s a lucky charm for you: a snooker ball. Why? Well, it’s round, it’s hard, and if anyone tries to drain any more of your energy, you can lob it at them. Now that’s what I call a win-win situation.

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