You’ll be chinwagging with some smarmy hack from a rag or a top-notch website. This’ll bring about new routes for the media and the rabble at large. Some bigwig in a suit will back your pie-in-the-sky dreams tied to your career ambitions. Your lucky phrase is “Every cloud has a silver lining,” which, considering your current situation, is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

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