Blimey! There’s something rather titillating about zeroing in on your pie-in-the-sky dreams, innit? You might not peg yourself as a right old Walter Mitty, but your noggin’s spinning faster than a drunken hamster on a wheel right now. Just a polite heads up, try not to tumble arse over tit into a world of make-believe that’s more far-fetched than a vegan at a butcher’s convention. And, let’s not forget, you’ve got more paths to pick from now than a randy tomcat in a cattery. Lucky phrase for the day: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” But remember, that doesn’t mean every silver lining belongs to you, you greedy git!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!