You’re carrying more stuff than a bloke on a last-minute Christmas shopping spree, and you’re buzzing like a dodgy neon light in a Soho pub. If you keep this pace up, you’ll tick off that to-do list faster than a hare on steroids. Just don’t cock up and forget that solemn vow you made to your old chum or nosy neighbour. They’re counting on you, mate, like a desperate punter on a three-legged nag at the Grand National. Add on: Your lucky charm this week is a used tea bag – it’s steeped in luck! Just remember not to squeeze it too hard; we wouldn’t want any unfortunate ‘leakages’ now, would we?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!