Well darling, it looks like your wallet isn’t on life support anymore, it’s breathing just fine. You’ve been flirting with the idea of playing footsie with the stock market, haven’t you? Don’t kid yourself love, you couldn’t predict a bowel movement let alone an investment. Will you actually put your money where your mouth is, or just twiddle your thumbs while your piggy bank gives you the side-eye? Now, your lucky charm is a four-leaf clover. But let’s face it, finding one of those is about as likely as you making a decent decision about your finances. Keep dreaming, sweetheart.

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