Blimey, it’s like a proper knees-up around you, ain’t it? Even those drab business chinwags are starting to feel like a Friday night down the pub. Mind you, you’ve gone a bit soft, haven’t you? One sharp word from a sourpuss and you’re all teary-eyed. Still, aside from your tendency to act like you’re auditioning for a soap opera whenever someone’s a bit narky, your relationships are turning out to be as tasty as a Sunday roast. Now, for your lucky bit: Spot a black cat today, and you’re in the clover. Just be careful it’s not a panther escaped from the zoo – that’s less luck, more of an episode of ‘Wildlife on One’ in your back garden.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!