Cor blimey, you’re always nattering on about safety and stability for your future, ain’t ya? But hey-ho, seems like your job’s about as stable as a three-legged donkey at the moment. Word on the street is, you’ve got a chance to bag a role that’ll keep your wallet fatter than a chippy’s Friday night queue. So, what’s the hold-up, love? Got your knickers in a twist, have you? Stop faffing about and grab the bull by the balls, you know this gig is perfect for you! As for your lucky charm, it’s a four-leaf clover. But let’s face it, with your luck, you’re more likely to find a three-leafed one! Have a crack at it anyway, might stop you from being such a wet blanket.

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