There’s a mate or a kin of yours who’s bent on testing the very limits of your cool. They’ve gotten a bloody PhD in how to rustle your jimmies. The cheek of it! And what really grinds your gears? They can’t stop whinging about their own pickle, not giving a toss about your own two penn’orth. Lucky charm: A shiny penny. Just don’t put it in your mouth, darling. You’ve no idea where it’s been, just like your whinging mate’s empathy!

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