Well, brace yourself, darling. It’s not exactly time to pop the champagne, but there might be a surprise or two bobbing your way like a randy swan in spring. If you’re tangled up in a right pickle, don’t fret. There’s a simple solution that won’t ruffle any feathers, or at least no more than a nudist at a knitting convention. As for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. Yes, you heard right, a rubber duck. God knows why. Perhaps it’s because they always come out squeaky clean, even when they’ve been up to their necks in filth.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!