You’re spending time with a right miserable sod, ain’t ya? They’re feeling as chirpy as a canary in a cat’s mouth. But you, being the saintly mug you are, are ready to prop ’em up. Might change their opinion of you, mind. They might think you’re less of a prat… Now, down your end, the house is feeling as warm and cosy as a badger’s bum in a burrow. It’s all very ‘Waltons’. A quick off-the-cuff remark from one of the ankle-biters and blow me down, they’re not as thick as you thought. A proper revelation, that is. Lucky charm for the day: A horseshoe. Stick this above your door, love. Maybe it’ll keep the misery guts you’re dealing with at bay. But knowing your luck, you’ll probably just end up getting clonked on the head when it falls down.

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