Well, darling, prepare yourself for a bit of a shocker. You know that pesky little domestic or financial nuisance that’s been bugging you like a bad rash on a nudist? Well, you’re about to get some cream for that – metaphorically speaking. The resolution is coming, so you can stop pacing the floor and start polishing it for a change. It’s about to get a whole lot easier for you, sweetheart. Like a diet that only involves eating chocolates, if only! Now, if you’re stuck playing the role of group wallet and need to splash the cash, remember two heads are better than one, especially when they’re not attached to the same body. So, grab a pal, preferably one with more sense than pennies, and let them help you decide what to buy. It’ll stop you from ending up with 20 bags of prawn cocktail crisps and no loo roll. And for your lucky charm, my love, try wearing a pair of lucky pants. Not that they’ll bring you any more luck than your usual ones, but at least you’ll have an excuse for when you get caught with your trousers down. Now, that’s what I call a lucky escape!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!