Blimey, you’re known to wrap your loved ones in cotton wool more than a posh glassware moving company! You smother ’em with so much love and attention, they could drown in it. But don’t worry, they’ve got their rubber ducks ready! Well, today you’re about to shock someone’s socks off with your new ‘my way or the highway’ stance on an issue. They’ll be as gobsmacked as a tea-drinking Brit finding out there’s no milk left! Your lucky phrase for today is “Keep your wig on!”. This is because, darling, it seems like you’re about to blow your top. Remember this phrase when things get heated and you’ll be laughing all the way to the teapot!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!