You’re on the brink of having a right Barney with your beloved ‘n’ half, and it’s bound to ruffle your feathers a bit, especially given that your love life is usually as exciting as a wet weekend in Wigan. Everything feels all sixes and sevens at the moment, but give it a tick and you’ll be scratching your noggin, wondering what on earth kicked off this kerfuffle. So chin up, old bean! With a bit of British bulldog spirit, you’ll sort this pickle quicker than you can say “Bob’s your uncle.” Your lucky charm is a rolling pin, as it’s perfect for flattening out life’s little lumps and bumps… and handy for whacking sense into your other half when needed.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!