Your chum seems to be using you as their own personal dumping ground for all their woes and worries. As you lend an ear, it’s blindingly obvious they’re lugging around more baggage than a Heathrow luggage carousel! You’re so kind-hearted, you’ll probably listen to their endless whinging and perhaps even offer them a nugget of wisdom, you sweet mug, you. Your lucky charm? A pair of industrial earplugs. You’re going to need them if this becomes a regular occurrence. As they say, “Silence is golden, unless you have a mate like this, then it’s downright miraculous!”

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