Oi, you thrifty bugger, today’s the day to glue your peepers to your pennies, even if that wasn’t your original plan. A smidge of fortune is hobbling your way like a three-legged cat on Red Bull. It might show up as a measly scratch card win, a pitiful financial bid, or a surprise windfall from Auntie Ethel’s will. Regardless, it’s going to give your wallet a bit of a tickle, so try to keep your knickers on! Lucky Charm: A moth-eaten pound note. Might as well tie it around your neck and do a jig in the middle of Trafalgar Square. At least the pigeons will get a good laugh.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!