If you’re thinking of getting your mitts on some dosh, this moment is about as suitable as a chocolate teapot. Your confidence is more wobbly than a jelly on a roller coaster, and you couldn’t secure a good deal if it came with instructions in crayon. If you’re haggling over the price for some service you’re offering, you’re likely to end up with less than a can of baked beans and feel like you’re working for a packet of crisps. You’ll be ruing the day faster than a fox in a henhouse. Your lucky charm this week is a brass penny. Keep it in your pocket, or better yet, toss it in a wishing well and hope for a bloody miracle. You’ll need it with your negotiation skills!

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