You’re full of beans today, ain’t ya? You’re bouncing around like a jack rabbit on a sugar high, making your work and home life feel like a bloody circus. Everyone’s loving it though, you’re like a one-person happy pill, lifting the moods and dropping jaws. Can’t find a speck of tension, even if you nicked the Queen’s magnifying glass! Lucky charm: A feather duster. It’s about time you cleaned up your act, and you never know, you might just find that lost sense of dignity while you’re at it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!